Let’s Go Steady
12-Feb-09
Too bad it turns out they’re all tainted. With salmonella. AKA shit. And were never organic. And were actually made with grade Z Â bottom-of-the-barrel peanut butter. Gross.
Still…I could go for one. If I didn’t have to worry I’d die like the eight people who’ve died from tainted peanut butter. Yeah. Dang.
“Upgrade”
03-Feb-09
Don’t Cry Wolf
29-Jan-09
You know what I mean…
Howcome conservatives never compromise?
28-Jan-09
Chemtrails Rule
27-Jan-09
Today is the greatest day
22-Jan-09
My coundown clock is broken
21-Jan-09
Maybe we can sell new ones to conservatives. Or white supremacists. Or, you know, liberals. I bet they’re pissed.
I hope this doesn’t suck ass
20-Jan-09
Like the last eight years. Please…be FDR, not Jimmy Carter. Please. I’m begging you.
“Wild” “Cards”
19-Jan-09
Weird, right?
