{"id":246,"date":"2009-01-20T09:43:41","date_gmt":"2009-01-20T13:43:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/?p=246"},"modified":"2009-02-19T02:13:57","modified_gmt":"2009-02-19T06:13:57","slug":"i-hope-this-doesnt-suck-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":"I hope this doesn&#8217;t suck ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like the last eight years. Please&#8230;be FDR, not Jimmy Carter. Please. I&#8217;m begging you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/final-1-20-09.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-247\" src=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/final-1-20-09-171x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"171\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/final-1-20-09-171x300.jpg 171w, http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/final-1-20-09.jpg 1180w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 171px) 100vw, 171px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like the last eight years. Please&#8230;be FDR, not Jimmy Carter. Please. I&#8217;m begging you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[189,188,191,105,6,190,192,127],"class_list":["post-246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bad-touch","tag-god","tag-lost-luggage","tag-nuclear-holocaust","tag-obama","tag-shit","tag-terrorists","tag-va"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":342,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions\/342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}