{"id":271,"date":"2009-02-02T08:06:02","date_gmt":"2009-02-02T12:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/?p=271"},"modified":"2009-02-16T08:35:47","modified_gmt":"2009-02-16T12:35:47","slug":"fell-in-love-with-a-groundhog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"Fell in love with a groundhog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I fell in love with a groundhog once. She kept wanting me to call her a woodchuck. It&#8217;s funny how the little things can get so big. Isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Six more weeks of winter. Please.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/final-2-2-09.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-272\" title=\"final-2-2-09\" src=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/final-2-2-09-166x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/final-2-2-09-166x300.jpg 166w, http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/final-2-2-09.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 166px) 100vw, 166px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I fell in love with a groundhog once. She kept wanting me to call her a woodchuck. It&#8217;s funny how the little things can get so big. Isn&#8217;t it? Six more weeks of winter. Please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[137,119,142,140,19,18,52,124,89,139,136,143,88,47,135,130,141,114,138],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bestiality","tag-calvin-pees-on-jeff-gordon","tag-cocaine","tag-cripple","tag-cum","tag-death","tag-disabled-veterans","tag-geordi","tag-hope","tag-horoscope","tag-incest","tag-mice","tag-obama-infidelity","tag-peanuts-the-next-generation","tag-phone-sex","tag-story-of-o","tag-stumps","tag-visor","tag-whore"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":322,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions\/322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}