{"id":286,"date":"2009-02-09T07:52:32","date_gmt":"2009-02-09T11:52:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/?p=286"},"modified":"2009-02-16T08:25:42","modified_gmt":"2009-02-16T12:25:42","slug":"awww-yeahhhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/?p=286","title":{"rendered":"I could really go for a CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR Peanut Butter Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Too bad it turns out they&#8217;re <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clifbar.com\/voluntary-recall\">all tainted<\/a>. With <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Salmonella\">salmonella<\/a>. AKA <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fsis.usda.gov\/Fact_Sheets\/Salmonella_Questions_&amp;_Answers\/index.asp\">shit<\/a>. And were <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2009\/02\/09\/us\/09peanuts.html?ref=us\">never organic<\/a>. And were actually made with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/hostednews\/ap\/article\/ALeqM5jeLgwCG-FEEYH8KZ7Tt45zOdSIKgD96690U81\">grade Z \u00c2\u00a0bottom-of-the-barrel peanut butter<\/a>. Gross.<\/p>\n<p>Still&#8230;I could go for one. If I didn&#8217;t have to worry I&#8217;d die <a href=\"http:\/\/www.riverwired.com\/blog\/which-peanut-products-pose-salmonella-risk-500-people-sick-8-dead-125-products-recalled\">like the eight people who&#8217;ve died from tainted peanut butter<\/a>. Yeah. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clifbar.com\/voluntary-recall\/letter\/\">Dang.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/final-2-9-09.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-287\" title=\"final-2-9-09\" src=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/final-2-9-09-172x300.jpg\" alt=\"final-2-9-09\" width=\"172\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/final-2-9-09-172x300.jpg 172w, http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/final-2-9-09-590x1024.jpg 590w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 172px) 100vw, 172px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too bad it turns out they&#8217;re all tainted. With salmonella. AKA shit. And were never organic. And were actually made with grade Z \u00c2\u00a0bottom-of-the-barrel peanut butter. Gross. Still&#8230;I could go for one. If I didn&#8217;t have to worry I&#8217;d die like the eight people who&#8217;ve died from tainted peanut butter. Yeah. Dang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[93,91,51,95,52,92,62,94,97,96,6,90,47],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-calvin-peeing","tag-clif-hates-children","tag-dav","tag-dean","tag-disabled-veterans","tag-finger-me","tag-glory-hole","tag-kos","tag-lies","tag-netroots","tag-obama","tag-peanut-butter-murder","tag-peanuts-the-next-generation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":318,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions\/318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}