{"id":299,"date":"2009-02-12T07:44:28","date_gmt":"2009-02-12T11:44:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/?p=299"},"modified":"2009-02-16T08:17:48","modified_gmt":"2009-02-16T12:17:48","slug":"double-shot-of-my-babys-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/?p=299","title":{"rendered":"Double Shot of My Baby&#8217;s Love."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had some problems yesterday. I have now resolved them. Enjoy TWO FOR ONE THURSDAY!<\/p>\n<p>Have a happy Valentine&#8217;s Day this Saturday. Be safe! Spit, don&#8217;t swallow!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/final-2-12-09.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-300\" title=\"final-2-12-09\" src=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/final-2-12-09-168x300.jpg\" alt=\"final-2-12-09\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/final-2-12-09-168x300.jpg 168w, http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/final-2-12-09-575x1024.jpg 575w, http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/final-2-12-09.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had some problems yesterday. I have now resolved them. Enjoy TWO FOR ONE THURSDAY! Have a happy Valentine&#8217;s Day this Saturday. Be safe! Spit, don&#8217;t swallow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[64,66,58,51,59,62,61,60,68,55,47,65,67,57,56,63],"class_list":["post-299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-5-dollar-foot-long","tag-beer","tag-cum-dumpster","tag-dav","tag-disabled-vetrans","tag-glory-hole","tag-hostage-rape","tag-iraq-war-vets","tag-lesbian-ivy-league","tag-my-bitch","tag-peanuts-the-next-generation","tag-pussy","tag-sappho","tag-suicide","tag-total-cunt","tag-vista"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":302,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions\/302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}