{"id":98,"date":"2008-10-28T06:31:11","date_gmt":"2008-10-28T10:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/?p=98"},"modified":"2008-10-28T06:31:11","modified_gmt":"2008-10-28T10:31:11","slug":"why-does-god-hate-philadelphia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/?p=98","title":{"rendered":"Why does God hate Philadelphia?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you think it&#8217;s because the name of Philly is somehow blasphemous? How can you have a city entirely devoted to philos? Brotherly love doesn&#8217;t leave much room for eros, does it? And agape&#8230;maybe Philly fans just can&#8217;t love their teams unconditionally. Or their God. Perhaps that expalins all the booing.<\/p>\n<p>It was cruel enough to let them win 3 of the first 4 games. But that rain postponement&#8230;ouch.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry Phillies fans. But hey, at least Westbrook is healthy. E-A-G-L-E-S!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/final102808.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-99\" title=\"final102808\" src=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/final102808-165x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"165\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/final102808-165x300.jpg 165w, http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/final102808.jpg 852w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 165px) 100vw, 165px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you think it&#8217;s because the name of Philly is somehow blasphemous? How can you have a city entirely devoted to philos? Brotherly love doesn&#8217;t leave much room for eros, does it? And agape&#8230;maybe Philly fans just can&#8217;t love their teams unconditionally. Or their God. Perhaps that expalins all the booing. It was cruel enough [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":100,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions\/100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.garf1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}