The Comics Editor

Too bad…oh you know. Should we believe anything is “organic?” Ever?

Too bad it turns out they’re all tainted. With salmonella. AKA shit. And were never organic. And were actually made with grade Z  bottom-of-the-barrel peanut butter. Gross.

Still…I could go for one. If I didn’t have to worry I’d die like the eight people who’ve died from tainted peanut butter. Yeah. Dang.

Look out tonight at MSG. Kobe set the table. LeBron brought what he had.

But tonight: GARF1!

Really? We’re supposed to still be excited? Hopeful? Engaged? FUCK THAT

I fell in love with a groundhog once. She kept wanting me to call her a woodchuck. It’s funny how the little things can get so big. Isn’t it?

Six more weeks of winter. Please.