Let’s Go Steady

final-2-11-09

I sure could go for a Nature’s Path Organic Optimum energy bar.

Too bad…oh you know. Should we believe anything is “organic?” Ever?

final-2-10-09

I could really go for a CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR Peanut Butter Bar

Too bad it turns out they’re all tainted. With salmonella. AKA shit. And were never organic. And were actually made with grade Z ¬†bottom-of-the-barrel peanut butter. Gross.

Still…I could go for one. If I didn’t have to worry I’d die like the eight people who’ve died from tainted peanut butter. Yeah. Dang.

final-2-9-09

Garf1 to the Rescue

Look out tonight at MSG. Kobe set the table. LeBron brought what he had.

But tonight: GARF1!

final-2-5-09

Judd Gregg?

Really? We’re supposed to still be excited? Hopeful? Engaged? FUCK THAT

final-2-4-09

“Upgrade”

final-2-3-09

Fell in love with a groundhog

I fell in love with a groundhog once. She kept wanting me to call her a woodchuck. It’s funny how the little things can get so big. Isn’t it?

Six more weeks of winter. Please.