Posts Tagged ‘cum’
We are all Witnesses
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009Tags: bing, Calvin pees on Jeff Gordon, cock, cum, gay, LOL, OMFG, Peanuts: The Next Generation, penis, ROFL, semen, twitter, white slavery
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Turn the Page on Torture
Monday, May 18th, 2009Tags: Calvin pees on Jeff Gordon, cuckoldry, cum, DAV, dead foobs, death, Descartes, disabled veterans, FOOB, Mac, Obama, Peanuts: The Next Generation, Pelosi, terrorism, VA, vista, war, Windows, Windows 7
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Is U2 evil for moving their copyrights to Amsterdam to avoid paying taxes? Is Calvin evil for peeing on Jeff Gordon?
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009Tags: beer, blowjob, Calvin pees on Jeff Gordon, cuckoldry, cum, DAV, disabled veterans, homeless, interns, mistress, niggers, Obama, Peanuts: The Next Generation, tax evasion, tweets, twitter, u2, VA, visor, vista, Windows 7
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I Wanna Be Sedated
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009Tags: Calvin pees on Jeff Gordon, cuckoldry, cum, DAV, fat, Obama, OMG, Peanuts: The Next Generation, saucer section, VA, vista, Windows 7
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iphone drum machine
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009Tags: abortion, Calvin pees on Jeff Gordon, Craigslist, cum, Eagles, LOL, Murderball, Obama, Peanuts: The Next Generation, semen, vista, war
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Pretty good looking for a Garf
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009Tags: Calvin pees on Jeff Gordon, crossdressing, cum, DAV, disabled veterans, Geordi, girls, panties, Peanuts: The Next Generation, visor, zune
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Garf1 to the Rescue
Thursday, February 5th, 2009Tags: castration, cum, depends, Garf1, Jesus, Kobe, LeBron, MSG, Nuclear holocaust, Nuke Energy, Peanuts: The Next Generation, semen, sickness
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Judd Gregg?
Wednesday, February 4th, 2009Tags: Calvin pees on Jeff Gordon, castration, cum, De Sade, emasculation, end of Hope, Judd Gregg, Juliette, linus Geordi, Obama FAIL, rape, slave, visor, vomit
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Fell in love with a groundhog
Monday, February 2nd, 2009I fell in love with a groundhog once. She kept wanting me to call her a woodchuck. It’s funny how the little things can get so big. Isn’t it?
Six more weeks of winter. Please.
Tags: bestiality, Calvin pees on Jeff Gordon, cocaine, cripple, cum, death, disabled veterans, Geordi, Hope, horoscope, incest, mice, Obama infidelity, Peanuts: The Next Generation, phone sex, Story of O, stumps, visor, whore
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Don’t Cry Wolf
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Tags: Calvin pees on Jeff Gordon, churro, cry wolf, cum, disabled veterans, dogs, Ed Sullivan, gay bar, hand jobs, jerking off, lasagna, living in sin, NPR, Obama, penis painting, scowl, vista
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