We are all Witnesses

final6-2-09

Turn the Page on Torture

final5-18-09

Is U2 evil for moving their copyrights to Amsterdam to avoid paying taxes? Is Calvin evil for peeing on Jeff Gordon?

final-3-3-09

I Wanna Be Sedated

final-2-25-09

iphone drum machine

final-2-23-09

Pretty good looking for a Garf

final-2-17-09

Garf1 to the Rescue

Look out tonight at MSG. Kobe set the table. LeBron brought what he had.

But tonight: GARF1!

final-2-5-09

Judd Gregg?

Really? We’re supposed to still be excited? Hopeful? Engaged? FUCK THAT

final-2-4-09

Fell in love with a groundhog

I fell in love with a groundhog once. She kept wanting me to call her a woodchuck. It’s funny how the little things can get so big. Isn’t it?

Six more weeks of winter. Please.

Don’t Cry Wolf

You know what I mean…