Look out tonight at MSG. Kobe set the table. LeBron brought what he had.
But tonight: GARF1!
Really? We’re supposed to still be excited? Hopeful? Engaged? FUCK THAT
I fell in love with a groundhog once. She kept wanting me to call her a woodchuck. It’s funny how the little things can get so big. Isn’t it?
Six more weeks of winter. Please.