Don’t Cry Wolf

You know what I mean…

Cum stains?

Try tonic water. Still? Try seltzer. Then Peanut butter. Then sugarless gum (apply, freeze, repeat). If all this doesn’t get the stain out, ADD MORE CUM.

PS-This is my new favorite band. And I haven’t even heard them yet.

Auld Lang Garf

Touch me. Feel me.

I’m sending some shoes to the President

“This is a farewell kiss, you dog. This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq.”

Amen, brother. Amen.