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calvin_24The #1 result on Google for “Calvin pees on Jeff Gordon” is right here. You’re welcome.

Is U2 evil for moving their copyrights to Amsterdam to avoid paying taxes? Is Calvin evil for peeing on Jeff Gordon?


If U2 won’t pay their taxes, what hope do we have of getting EVIL rich people to do it?

People are finally starting to question why it is that U2, a band that supposedly wants social justice, has fled Ireland for a tax haven. I mean, if the good guys won’t pay taxes, what chance to we have of getting the evil plutocrats to pay their fair share?

According to Christian Aid, tax evasion costs the lives of 1000 children a day. So, tonight thank God it’s them instead of you.