Posts Tagged ‘semen’

We are all Witnesses

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

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Welcome to Eltingville

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

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Whenever Calvin Pees on Jeff Gordon, we all win

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

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I Have a Conditional Discharge

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

If you know what I mean.

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Waist Watcher Diet Orange high

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

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iphone drum machine

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

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Love is a Many Splendored Thing

Monday, February 16th, 2009

A few lucky garfers got a surprise this Valentine’s Day! I’m STUCK ON YOU!

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Garf1 to the Rescue

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Look out tonight at MSG. Kobe set the table. LeBron brought what he had.

But tonight: GARF1!

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My coundown clock is broken

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Maybe we can sell new ones to conservatives. Or white supremacists. Or, you know, liberals. I bet they’re pissed.

The war rages on!

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Not that you’d know it…