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Secret Santa ideas
10-Dec-08
It’s almost Christmas, and that means Secret Santa! Stand out this year with these fun tips:
1. You know what people LOVE? Melted cheese! But you don’t want to attract atention by using the microwave. You’re a SECRET Santa! Jam cheese wedges under your arms while you work. Your Sant-ee will be sooo happy!
2. Here’s a fun idea: install a kooky program on your Sant-ee’s computer! Â Make it so whenever they move their mouse it starts an MP3 of Jingle Bells! What could be more festive than that?
3. This was a big hit last year: install mistletoe on the ceiling above your secret Sant-ee’s desk. But before you do make sure it’s COVERED in sticky semen! Your co-workers will laugh like crazy when they look up to see what’s dripping! And THAT’S when to steal a kiss!
4. Is your secret sant-ee married? Or single? Either way, there’s a good chance that he or she hasn’t had a REALLY good orgasm in a LONG time. Leave daily notes about how you’d get him/her off if you had the chance! And get ready for FUN at the Christmas party!
5. Raisins. They’re nature’s candy.
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