Posts Tagged ‘Iraq’
O’Luck O’ the O’Irish
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009
I Have a Conditional Discharge
Thursday, February 26th, 2009If you know what I mean.
Waist Watcher Diet Orange high
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
My coundown clock is broken
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009Maybe we can sell new ones to conservatives. Or white supremacists. Or, you know, liberals. I bet they’re pissed.
Christmas List
Friday, December 19th, 20081. Peace on earth
2. Goodwill towards men
3. MICRONAUTS!!!!!!!!!
Secret Santa ideas
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008It’s almost Christmas, and that means Secret Santa! Stand out this year with these fun tips:
1. You know what people LOVE? Melted cheese! But you don’t want to attract atention by using the microwave. You’re a SECRET Santa! Jam cheese wedges under your arms while you work. Your Sant-ee will be sooo happy!
2. Here’s a fun idea: install a kooky program on your Sant-ee’s computer! Make it so whenever they move their mouse it starts an MP3 of Jingle Bells! What could be more festive than that?
3. This was a big hit last year: install mistletoe on the ceiling above your secret Sant-ee’s desk. But before you do make sure it’s COVERED in sticky semen! Your co-workers will laugh like crazy when they look up to see what’s dripping! And THAT’S when to steal a kiss!
4. Is your secret sant-ee married? Or single? Either way, there’s a good chance that he or she hasn’t had a REALLY good orgasm in a LONG time. Leave daily notes about how you’d get him/her off if you had the chance! And get ready for FUN at the Christmas party!
5. Raisins. They’re nature’s candy.
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