The Comics Editor

1. Food is everywhere! Think about ALL the stuff you see in the street every day that is edible!

2. Don’t forget your public library! It’s warm and filled with delicious books.

3. We still have the internet.

4. Don’t be afraid to have sex for money. Even if you’re ugly! And surprisingly, almost all drugs are slimming!

Jim Davis is really, seriously losing it.

I’m giving out a prize to the best garf1.com comments this week. Details to follow.

Really? How is this not a big deal? Every time I watch a sporting event I have to see ads for whiskey? But Joe Camel is outlawed??

I’m so very tired.

Don’t you think there’s going to be a catch with all these “free” stickers? Like you’ll have to agree to…

OBEY?

Chuck Hagel? Dick Lugar? Rahm Emanuel? PAUL VOLCKER?

Well, that was fun for a few hours. Apparently the conservatives won again. Awesome.