Cum stains?
Try tonic water. Still? Try seltzer. Then Peanut butter. Then sugarless gum (apply, freeze, repeat). If all this doesn’t get the stain out, ADD MORE CUM.
PS-This is my new favorite band. And I haven’t even heard them yet.
Every morning I fix the comics. I also complete the Sudoku.
Try tonic water. Still? Try seltzer. Then Peanut butter. Then sugarless gum (apply, freeze, repeat). If all this doesn’t get the stain out, ADD MORE CUM.
PS-This is my new favorite band. And I haven’t even heard them yet.
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