Why does God hate Philadelphia?

Do you think it’s because the name of Philly is somehow blasphemous? How can you have a city entirely devoted to philos? Brotherly love doesn’t leave much room for eros, does it? And agape…maybe Philly fans just can’t love their teams unconditionally. Or their God. Perhaps that expalins all the booing.

It was cruel enough to let them win 3 of the first 4 games. But that rain postponement…ouch.

I’m sorry Phillies fans. But hey, at least Westbrook is healthy. E-A-G-L-E-S!

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